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Mar 25, 2021

SORT OF MATCH REPORT(S): Austin FC 2-0 City (twice), home openers, realignment

Normally, I’d have a piping hot, crafted-with-love match report for you to enjoy on this Thursday evening and distract me from the...

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Mar 24, 2021

Major considerations

The first Jurassic Park film holds a special place in my heart, not just because it marks a critical juncture in my life as the point at...

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Mar 21, 2021

MATCH REPORT: The substitutions will not be televised

In a 1991 interview with PBS, the Chicago-born poet and musician Gil Scott-Heron said that his now-widely celebrated track "The...

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Mar 16, 2021

TUESDAY TASTER: More signings to come and The Cameron Lancaster Derby

Morning everyone, I hope you and yours are staying sane and healthy. It feels like the incredible sh*tshow we’ve all been living in is...

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